Sidewalk

You will not believe what some dumb middle age bitch yelled at me for. I was riding my bike home from Westwood PT. I go on an unusual route because I wanted to stop by Jack in the Box for some food. I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and I ride past this lady walking in the opposite direction of me and all of a fuckin' sudden she yells at me, "Bicycles belong on the street. People get hit. You dumb bitch!"

And all I can think is What. The. FUCK! I yell back "I wasn't even near you bitch!" And I wasn't! There was at least a foot and a half worth of space between my handle bars and her bag. Granted I was riding against traffic, but I was on the same side of the street as Jack in the Box and there were no fuckin' bike lanes on the street anyways! Besides, what's worse? A bicyclist hitting a pedestrian... or a bicyclist getting hit by a car?

For her stupidity I hope her family doesn't procreate. We don't need any more of her people.