Being a working woman...

Has made my writing incredibly dull. Well, I was never great at writing. Even ask my high school English HONORS teachers (it's amazing that I went through four years of English Honors and still can't write good well) and my college English professors about my writing. However, if you asked my French teachers, they'll tell you a different story. Then again, it could have just been that my French classmates sucked and lacked my level of creativity, so my compositions were pretty bomb and entertaining.

I decided not to go into work today because of the state-wide UC walkout and strike. It's a huge deal for lots of UC staff, faculty, and students. I even got a email from my Freshman year English professor about the protest! So who am I to ruin the effort by actually going into work? I'm sure the mice will be fine....

So I thought, "Hey, today would be a great day to catch up on some blogs and maybe even write one!" I am so wrong. I wrote a few posts and deleted them all.

Here I present to you:

P-Huong's Failed Blog Attempts

1.) A story about how Lion came out to me and all I did was laugh at her.

2.) A post about how I thought Lady Gaga was pretty but then finally came to my senses. X was right. She is a Porker Face.

3.) The never-ending UNO game.

4.) How shit talking about the new guy at work makes me happy. HA! How do you like it now, chair stealer?!?

I'm going to LA this weekend so if I can't come up with an interesting post next week, my writing is doomed. And you all should be worried. I use this blog to work on my writing for the writing portion of the MCATs. If I don't do well on the MCATs, my pre-med career is over and I'll never become a doctor. Then you guys can't be invited to any of my beach parties. I've already asked Wendi to join me in my retirement plans. And you all can join me too, but first I need a six-figure paying job so I can buy my beach front house and retire at an early age.